Fwd: Book about The Apache Software Foundation

[Ben Hyde <bh...@pobox.com>]

Clearly this mailing list needs a little levity today.   Without futher 
ado I forward this lame solicitation...  As one of my correspondents 
commented "Clear Mr. Miller is not a native human-speaker, in fact he 
fails the Turning test."...

Begin forwarded message:

> From: "Stewart Miller" <Mi...@ITMaven.NET>
> Date: Sun Oct 19, 2003  4:15:26 PM US/Eastern
> To: Ben.Hyde@apache.org
> Subject: Book about The Apache Software Foundation
>
> Ben,
>
> It is my intent and desire to work with The Apache Software Foundation 
> such that a person in your position as VP, Apache HTTP Server Project 
> may hopefully benefit from my expertise in the Networking & 
> Connectivity Software field.
>
> It would be most advantageous for me to work directly with The Apache 
> Software Foundation to create a book that I can publish about 
> Networking & Connectivity Software detailing how customers and 
> business partners can use your product's technical features and 
> functionality.  My goal is to empower you with a special book that 
> will serve to build revenue.
>
> My consulting career is deeply rooted in Fortune 500 companies 
> including IBM, Ernst & Young, SAP, and Microsoft.  I have written for 
> and been quoted extensively in several global technology news and 
> magazines both in print and online media.
>
> The 11 high-profile books I've published have significantly increased 
> revenue and greatly promoted product sales for each company I've 
> written about.  I feel I can provide something very unique and special 
> to The Apache Software Foundation by writing this kind of book for 
> you.  Please verify my success in this area by checking my published 
> work on Amazon.com to see how I've promoted revenue for companies 
> including SAP, PeopleSoft, and IBM.
>
> I helped my clients increase thier sales revenue by publishing this 
> unique kind of book, so I know I can most assuredly help you too!
>
> Please give me a chance to speak with you, and I shall endeavor to 
> prove my worth to The Apache Software Foundation in this capacity.
>
> Ben, please arrange a time for us to speak on the phone at your 
> earliest possible convenience to discuss this position in further 
> detail, as I am most interested in working on this project with The 
> Apache Software Foundation and contributing something very special to 
> our mutually beneficial future.
>
> Respectfully,
>
> Stewart Miller
> Director, Executive Information Services
> Pager/VoiceMail# 1-800-IT-Maven
> Stewart Miller's Resume: http://www.ITMaven.NET/
> E-Mail: Miller@ITMaven.NET
>
>
>


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Re: Fwd: Book about The Apache Software Foundation

[Rodent of Unusual Size <Ke...@Golux.Com>]

heh.  i *wondered* if anyone else got that message..
-- 
#ken	P-)}

Ken Coar, Sanagendamgagwedweinini  http://Golux.Com/coar/
Author, developer, opinionist      http://Apache-Server.Com/

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