win 98 error list

[Brian Behlendorf <br...@hyperreal.org>]

source wishes to remain anonymous...

>The Latest Report on Windows98:
>
>New Error Codes Assigned
>
>Winerr 000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Encountered
>Winerr 001 - Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly
>Winerr 002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet)
>Winerr 003 - RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)?
>Winerr 004 - Deluxe Error. Please Send $75 to Upgrade Your Error
>Winerr 005 - Long File Name Error; Tape Erased to Make Room for Filename
>Winerr 006 - Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake Crash
>Winerr 007 - Alphanumeric Sequence "OS2" Prohibited
>Winerr 008 - This License Has Expired; Please Purchase Another Copy
>Winerr 009 - Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors
>Winerr 00A - Non-Microsoft Application Encountered
>Winerr 00B - Push Error; Removing Files to Make Room for Advertisement
>Winerr 00C - Windows Loaded Correctly This Time
>Winerr 00D - User Error; Lemming Not Found
>Winerr 00E - Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize
>Winerr 00F - Reserved for Future Coding Errors
>Winerr 010 - Virus Error - Other Applications Will Be Closed Instead
>Winerr 011 - Orwell Not Found; You Must Use MSN
>Winerr 012 - Cash Underflow - Credit Card Number Will Be Assimilated
>Winerr 013 - Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Slow Down
>Winerr 014 - User Error; Reading License Agreement Mandatory to Continue
>Winerr 015 - Error Message Deleted
>Winerr 016 - Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error
>Sequence
>Winerr 017 - Multitasking Attempted; System Confused
>Winerr 018 - Network Error - Your Crash Will Be Replicated to All
>Stations
>Winerr 019 - Freedom-of-Choice Error; Select a Microsoft Browser To
>Continue
>Winerr 01A - Insult Detected -- Your Bill Gates Joke Will Be Deleted
>Winerr 01B - Error Removing Temporary File; a Permanent File Will Be
>Substituted
>Winerr 01C - Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That.
>Winerr 01D - Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Error Quota
>Winerr 01E - Please Insert Your Favorite Error Here
>Winerr 01F - Error In Progress; Please Wait....
>Winerr 020 - Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. Windows Will Try To
>Remember
>Winerr 021 - Error Parsing Error List; Please Wait For Next Error
>Winerr 022 - Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drive And Reload
>Everything
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                                                        brian@hyperreal.org

Re: win 98 error list

[Ben Laurie <be...@algroup.co.uk>]

Brian Behlendorf wrote:
> >Winerr 01C - Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That.

I'm not sure this one is a joke: when I first installed Win95 it
formatted not one but two disks _without asking_. Luckily its guess that
they were empty happened to be correct.

Cheers,

Ben.

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