Off-Topic Humor (Humour)

[Randy Terbush <ra...@zyzzyva.com>]

This made me laugh very hard. Perhaps someone here would benefit...


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>   My friend Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws, and
>while she was there she went to the store.  She parked the car in the
>parking lot, next to a car with a woman sitting in it with her eyes closed
>and her hands behind her head.  This woman looked odd to Linda, but she
>figured she must be sleeping.
>
>   When Linda came out a little while later, she saw the same woman in her
>car, with her eyes open, but her hands still behind her head.  The woman
>looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said, "Are you
>okay?"  and the woman said, "I have been shot in the head, and I am holding
>my brains in."
>
>   Linda didn't know what to do, so she ran into the store and the
>supermarket called the paramedics.  They had to break into the car because
>the door was locked.  When they got in the car, they found that she had
>bread dough on the back of her head, in her hands.
>
>   Apparently, a pillsbury biscuit cannister had exploded in the heat of
>the car and hit her in the back of the head, making a loud explosion like
>that of a gun shot.  When she went back to feel what it was, she felt the
>dough and thought it was her brains.  She passed out from fear at first,
>and then attempted to keep her brains in.
>
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