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Posted to users@tomcat.apache.org by Charles Williams <ho...@acnshosting.com> on 2001/07/30 13:36:30 UTC
Very OT for a lot of you put just asking.
OK, sorry if you feel this is WAY OT.
I am wanting to compile a list of the best one-liner Linux commands out
there. So all you admins and users out there feel free to send me a copy of
your best one-liner commands with a brief explanation as to what they
accomplish.
It doesn't matter if it's for sendmail or procmail or ipchains or grep or
whatever. All commands will be sorted per usage and all credit will be
given.
The sooner that I can get a bunch together the sooner I will post them on my
site. And again, sorry if this is way OT for you folks, but I am really
curious as to what will show up.
thanks,
chuck
http://www.acnsnet.com/~slydder
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Re: Very OT for a lot of you put just asking.
Posted by Charles Williams <ho...@acnshosting.com>.
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Sent: Monday, July 30, 2001 1:36 PM
Subject: [apache-server] Very OT for a lot of you put just asking.
> OK, sorry if you feel this is WAY OT.
>
> I am wanting to compile a list of the best one-liner Linux commands out
> there. So all you admins and users out there feel free to send me a copy
of
> your best one-liner commands with a brief explanation as to what they
> accomplish.
>
> It doesn't matter if it's for sendmail or procmail or ipchains or grep or
> whatever. All commands will be sorted per usage and all credit will be
> given.
>
> The sooner that I can get a bunch together the sooner I will post them on
my
> site. And again, sorry if this is way OT for you folks, but I am really
> curious as to what will show up.
>
> thanks,
> chuck
> http://www.acnsnet.com/~slydder
OK, last time cross posting. hehe. I promise. I have added a link to my
site that will allow you to send in you Linux ONE-LINERS. PLEASE USE THIS
LINK! I have setup outlook to sort all the mail by the subject line and
thus make my life a bit easier.
OH, just so you know I have recieved over 500 replies until now. Some are
funny as hell and not actually commands. So I'm thinking about starting a
list for Linux ONE-LINER joke commands. hehe.
Anyways, thanks. And the url is http://www.acnsnet.com/~slydder
chuck
Re: Very OT for a lot of you put just asking.
Posted by Charles Williams <ho...@acnshosting.com>.
Not really what I was looking for but funny. I may start a list of
one-liner linux jokes. hehe. That would be a kick.
chuck
----- Original Message -----
From: "Tim O'Neil" <ti...@xythos.com>
To: <to...@jakarta.apache.org>
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2001 5:54 PM
Subject: Re: Very OT for a lot of you put just asking.
> At 04:36 AM 7/30/2001, you wrote:
> >OK, sorry if you feel this is WAY OT.
> >
> >I am wanting to compile a list of the best one-liner Linux commands out
> >there. So all you admins and users out there feel free to send me a copy
of
> >your best one-liner commands with a brief explanation as to what they
> >accomplish.
>
> Here are some commands that accomplish nothing:
> (Enter in a shell to see the effect)
>
> man: why did you get a divorce?
>
> got a light?
>
> %blow
>
> ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
>
Re: Very OT for a lot of you put just asking.
Posted by Tim O'Neil <ti...@xythos.com>.
At 04:36 AM 7/30/2001, you wrote:
>OK, sorry if you feel this is WAY OT.
>
>I am wanting to compile a list of the best one-liner Linux commands out
>there. So all you admins and users out there feel free to send me a copy of
>your best one-liner commands with a brief explanation as to what they
>accomplish.
Here are some commands that accomplish nothing:
(Enter in a shell to see the effect)
man: why did you get a divorce?
got a light?
%blow
^How did the sex change^ operation go?