Another stupid spammer

[Ben Wylie <sa...@benwylie.co.uk>]

This geezer can't work out how to use his software - he gives us ever 
alternative for what he wants to say!

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<"Hello"|"Hi"|"Hi there"|"Good day">

I <"hope"|"sincerely hope"|"wish"> this message finds you in a great 
<"spirit"|"mood">.
<"For a start"|"First"|"First of all"> <"I would"|"I'd"> like to 
<"congratulate"|"welcome"> you on this <"offer"|"opportunity"> because 
our <"association"|"company"|"corporation"> just got your contact and 
your <"brief"|"short"> profile through an <"email"|"web"> listing 
affiliated with <"the UK Chamber of 
Commerce"|"Monster"|"Careerbuilder"|"Yahoo Jobs"|"Google Jobs"|"HotJobs">
<"I would"|"I'd"> be <"very"|"extremely"|"highly"> interested in 
<"offering"|"giving"> you a <"work at 
home"|"great"|"flex-time"|"part-time"> <"job"|"career"> in which you 
<"could"|"can"|"would"> <"earn"|"get"> an extra income <"of 
about"|"nearly"|"up to"|"starting from"> J<"2000"|"3000"|"4000"> <"per 
month"|"monthly">.

This work <"does not"|"doesn't"|"will not"|"won't"> affect your 
<"present"|"current"> <"job"|"career"> and this is a <"very "|"">limited 
offer in which I <"will"|"would"|"would really"> require your immediate 
response.
I <"will be hoping"|"really hope"> to hear from you soon, since 
<"its"|"it's"|"it is"|"this is"> a job that <"can"|"will"> enable you to 
<"work from home"|"work part-time"|"enjoy an easy work"|"work at home">.
You will also <"stand the chances"|"have a chance"|"be given the 
opportunity"> of being a part of our future and 
<"excellent"|"winning"|"our"> team in which <"you will"|"you'll"> be 
highly <"appreciated"|"respected">.

Please fill out our <"application"|"appointment"> form, <"no fees 
asked"|"no money upfront">, just your <"name and a phone number"|"basic 
contact details">:

http://tapinellno.org/index.html

<"Your application"|"Your enquiry"> will be <"processed"|"answered"> 
<"as soon as possible"|"ASAP">.

<"Thank you"|"Thanks"|"Have a nice day"|"Best wishes"|"Take care"|"Bye">.

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I think that's pretty funny!

For email including headers:
http://www.arkbb.co.uk/StupidSpammer.txt

Ben

Re: Another stupid spammer

[Matt Kettler <mk...@verizon.net>]

Evan Platt wrote:
> At 05:59 PM 2/21/2007, Ben Wylie wrote:
>> This geezer can't work out how to use his software - he gives us ever
>> alternative for what he wants to say!
>>
>> ====================================================================
>>
>> <"Hello"|"Hi"|"Hi there"|"Good day">
>>
>> I <"hope"|"sincerely hope"|"wish"> this message finds you in a great
>> <"spirit"|"mood">.
>
>
> MAD LIBS! :)
>
>
More like "Choose your own Spamventure".

(For those that don't understand, see 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choose_Your_Own_Adventure )

Re: Another stupid spammer

[Evan Platt <ev...@espphotography.com>]

At 05:59 PM 2/21/2007, Ben Wylie wrote:
>This geezer can't work out how to use his software - he gives us 
>ever alternative for what he wants to say!
>
>====================================================================
>
><"Hello"|"Hi"|"Hi there"|"Good day">
>
>I <"hope"|"sincerely hope"|"wish"> this message finds you in a great 
><"spirit"|"mood">.


MAD LIBS! :)

Re: Another stupid spammer

[Henrik Krohns <he...@hege.li>]

On Thu, Feb 22, 2007 at 01:59:21AM +0000, Ben Wylie wrote:
> This geezer can't work out how to use his software - he gives us ever 
> alternative for what he wants to say!

Obviously he's trying to divert people to create some huge silly rules
that slow down SA. And then just use another text.. ;)