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Posted to users@cocoon.apache.org by Tony Collen <co...@umn.edu> on 2003/10/02 05:07:24 UTC
[OT] [Humor] Cocoon can improve sexual performance!
I heard a funny commercial in the radio on the way home tonight. It was
for a product called "Cocooon GH," and it had an impressive list of
features:
<quote from="website">
"Users report these age-reversing benefits: reduction of high blood
pressure, alleviation of depression, improved sex drive, fat losses of
12 pounds in one month, stronger immune system, reduction of arthritis
pains, reduction of wrinkles, and the list goes on. This is one
supplement almost everyone over the age of 30 will benefit from."
</quote>
Needless to say, I laughed the rest of the way home. ;) How long until
we can claim use of Cocoon will not only alleviate depression, but
improve one's sex drive? :D
Regards,
Tony
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Re: [OT] [Humor] Cocoon can improve sexual performance!
Posted by Nicola Ken Barozzi <ni...@apache.org>.
Geoff Howard wrote:
> Tony Collen wrote:
>
>> I heard a funny commercial in the radio on the way home tonight. It
>> was for a product called "Cocooon GH," and it had an impressive list
>> of features:
>>
>> <quote from="website">
>>
>> "Users report these age-reversing benefits:
Cool!
>> reduction of high blood pressure,
Not sure...
>> alleviation of depression,
That's for sure!
>> improved sex drive,
Cockoon ;-P
>> fat losses of 12 pounds in one month,
Maybe I'm using wrong doses...
>> stronger immune system, reduction of arthritis
>> pains, reduction of wrinkles, and the list goes on. This is one
>> supplement almost everyone over the age of 30 will benefit from."
Now *that's* it. I'm only 29 ;-)
>> </quote>
>
> This is clearly overstated. I'm over 30 and have been using Cocoon for
> almost 2 years now and have only noticed at best half of those
> benefits! ;)
:-))
--
Nicola Ken Barozzi nicolaken@apache.org
- verba volant, scripta manent -
(discussions get forgotten, just code remains)
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Re: [OT] [Humor] Cocoon can improve sexual performance!
Posted by Geoff Howard <co...@leverageweb.com>.
Tony Collen wrote:
> I heard a funny commercial in the radio on the way home tonight. It was
> for a product called "Cocooon GH," and it had an impressive list of
> features:
>
> <quote from="website">
>
> "Users report these age-reversing benefits: reduction of high blood
> pressure, alleviation of depression, improved sex drive, fat losses of
> 12 pounds in one month, stronger immune system, reduction of arthritis
> pains, reduction of wrinkles, and the list goes on. This is one
> supplement almost everyone over the age of 30 will benefit from."
>
> </quote>
This is clearly overstated. I'm over 30 and have been using Cocoon for
almost 2 years now and have only noticed at best half of those benefits! ;)
Geoff
Re: [OT] [Humor] Cocoon can improve sexual performance!
Posted by Niclas Hedhman <ni...@hedhman.org>.
On Thursday 02 October 2003 11:07, Tony Collen wrote:
> improve one's sex drive? :D
Hard Drive + Sex Drive -> Hard Sex? ;o)
Re: [OT] [Humor] Cocoon can improve sexual performance!
Posted by Andrzej Jan Taramina <an...@chaeron.com>.
Tony:
> Needless to say, I laughed the rest of the way home. ;) How long until
> we can claim use of Cocoon will not only alleviate depression, but
> improve one's sex drive? :D
You mean it hasn't had that effect on you?
Andrzej Jan Taramina
Chaeron Corporation: Enterprise System Solutions
http://www.chaeron.com
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